The Original Blog of the NISSAN Whistleblower
Debut Review
Last Night I got a call and I pounced..... I DID IT!!!
Stand Up Comedy... My "first" time......
Although when I drove up to the bar I got a 'little' nervous:
It was a
"Good Ole Boy" Bar
WOW!!!
This was going to be a challange....
Lots of gun racks on those trucks...
Luckily this sign was on the door
I
About a dozen comic were there to amuse a couple hundred Tennessee natives. The room had the feel of "klan meeting is over....it's time for some fun"..... They had a black comic who other comics would say "He was BRAVE" to be in that bar. Then the woman who was the TV show Last Comic Standing who's done comedy this for 10 years performed and her act was on having sex with a possum.
??? Guess who had to follow that.......
ME
Well I did not do my "original" material. Instead i "winged it" ...... and played to the crowd.
I said My name is Sharyn and this is "MY first time doing stand up so BE KIND".... "I'm 45 years old so maybe this is my mid life crisis & since I haven't been able to say this is my 'first time' in about 30 years, it feels good".
I then said.... I used to work but I had a little problem.... I was told "Skirts Don't Speak".... I looked out into the crowd and said " Your ALL thinking Damn Right"......
Mark Perry hate to tell you this but NOBODY in that room is even thinking about buying a LEAF......
Good News for marketing I found out the demographic that
LOVES the name Rogue, people 21-40 years of age who have completed 10 grade. FYI- WE BONDED.
I was actually told to "come back". Then this "Red State Refugee" had her back pat by a bunch of comics who gave me the thumbs up. WOW!!!! That felt good. So if this Drama continues I guess I'll have the article written about my "Quest" for Supeonas..... & the NEXT time I do comedy i hope to see ALL of the 77 Lawyers from NISSAN.....Heck... Maybe the bar will give me a % so I can issue even "more Oaths"...We'll have some "fun" Rob i'll save YOU a spot....Maybe YOU"LL Learn something, :) :) You'll LOVE the crowd.... Not one Prius in the parking lot and women are "quiet" We'll except for me and the lady who has a "thing" for possums.
When I left the bar the BEST moment of this battle happened, a woman who was with her 300lb Good Ole Boy husband came up to me and said "Tennessee needs more women like you".
At that moment I had HOPE....... maybe society could Shift_ (not a lot....but a bit)
Yet a few minutes later a man told me about another bar that he's putting together a show for and they wanted a few "minorities" and said YOU'D be perfect.....
That was the first time I'd been called a minority and in Tennessee to describe this "Skirt that Speaks" that is the appropriate word.
My Name Is Sharyn..... I Love America & I Love Everyone...
That said: Please SOMEONE help me GET OUT of Tennessee.....
Have A Great Weekend....
Peace and respect.......Sharyn
FYI.... I "hope" seeing black LEAFS circle my daughters home is a "sign" that this Internal Battle of Control might be ending soon.....
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Love People
Love The Planet
Stand Up Comedy... My "first" time......
Although when I drove up to the bar I got a 'little' nervous:
It was a
"Good Ole Boy" Bar
WOW!!!
This was going to be a challange....
Lots of gun racks on those trucks...
Luckily this sign was on the door
I About a dozen comic were there to amuse a couple hundred Tennessee natives. The room had the feel of "klan meeting is over....it's time for some fun"..... They had a black comic who other comics would say "He was BRAVE" to be in that bar. Then the woman who was the TV show Last Comic Standing who's done comedy this for 10 years performed and her act was on having sex with a possum.
??? Guess who had to follow that.......
ME
Well I did not do my "original" material. Instead i "winged it" ...... and played to the crowd.
I said My name is Sharyn and this is "MY first time doing stand up so BE KIND".... "I'm 45 years old so maybe this is my mid life crisis & since I haven't been able to say this is my 'first time' in about 30 years, it feels good".
I then said.... I used to work but I had a little problem.... I was told "Skirts Don't Speak".... I looked out into the crowd and said " Your ALL thinking Damn Right"......
Mark Perry hate to tell you this but NOBODY in that room is even thinking about buying a LEAF......
Good News for marketing I found out the demographic that
LOVES the name Rogue, people 21-40 years of age who have completed 10 grade. FYI- WE BONDED.
I was actually told to "come back". Then this "Red State Refugee" had her back pat by a bunch of comics who gave me the thumbs up. WOW!!!! That felt good. So if this Drama continues I guess I'll have the article written about my "Quest" for Supeonas..... & the NEXT time I do comedy i hope to see ALL of the 77 Lawyers from NISSAN.....Heck... Maybe the bar will give me a % so I can issue even "more Oaths"...We'll have some "fun" Rob i'll save YOU a spot....Maybe YOU"LL Learn something, :) :) You'll LOVE the crowd.... Not one Prius in the parking lot and women are "quiet" We'll except for me and the lady who has a "thing" for possums.
When I left the bar the BEST moment of this battle happened, a woman who was with her 300lb Good Ole Boy husband came up to me and said "Tennessee needs more women like you".
At that moment I had HOPE....... maybe society could Shift_ (not a lot....but a bit)
Yet a few minutes later a man told me about another bar that he's putting together a show for and they wanted a few "minorities" and said YOU'D be perfect.....
That was the first time I'd been called a minority and in Tennessee to describe this "Skirt that Speaks" that is the appropriate word.
My Name Is Sharyn..... I Love America & I Love Everyone...
That said: Please SOMEONE help me GET OUT of Tennessee.....
Have A Great Weekend....
Peace and respect.......Sharyn
FYI.... I "hope" seeing black LEAFS circle my daughters home is a "sign" that this Internal Battle of Control might be ending soon.....
Love Cars
Love People
Love The Planet
